I’m pmsing lol
I’m pmsing lol
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I am so thankful for all my blessings and loved ones. Having said that, as well as being a happy positive person, I’m also a realist so…..
I just read about a great new drinking game. Today every time someone:
1. Rants about Donald Trump
2. Asks u a dumb question like why you’re single or when you’re having kids
3. Talks about another family member
4. Says the word tryptophan
5. Argues white meat vs dark meat
6. Mentions parade floats
7. Or just annoys you at all
TAKE A DRINK N ENJOY!!!! LOL
This joke is worth the read! Hubby told it to me and I cracked up! Love a guy that makes me laugh 😉
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what exactly is your problem?’
Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’
Ms. Brooks finally had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test.
Principal: ‘What is 3 x 3?’
Principal: ‘What is 6 x 6?’
And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
‘Y’ know, I reckon Harry can go to the 3rd grade’
But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, ‘not so fast, let me ask him a few questions..’
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’
Harry, after a moment: ‘Legs..’
Ms Brooks: ‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: ‘Pockets.’ to the Principal’s great relief…..
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’
By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open..
Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’
Now the principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could intervene, Harry replied, ‘Bubble gum.’
Ms. Brooks: ‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?’
Harry: ‘Shake hands.’
The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question……
Ms. Brooks: ‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?’
The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher, ‘Put the little bastard in 5th-Grade, I got the last seven questions wrong myself…’
Have a great day all and go where the love is!
I’m old lol. I don’t know when the hell it happened but I never saw it coming. Most of the time I feel like a kid. Heck I even get caught sometimes by my hubby watching cartoons (I am aware a 40 year-old should not watch cartoons but it’s only once in a while and they make me laugh.)
There was about 12 teenagers in front of our house before. We are on a corner so it happens every so often. No big deal. I remember being a kid with no car and no place to hang out.
But then they started setting off fireworks. Hey it’s close to the 4th of July and not a problem because they were smart enough to set them off across the street in the baseball field. So all was well.
Then I hear one go wizzing by my car parked out front lol. Oh hell no! So I walk downstairs, go out front and say “Hey guys, great if u want to set them off in the field. Just if you do it by my car again, I will kick each and every one of your asses. Thanks but have fun!”
They were very sweet n cool n took it back to the field, smiling all the way. Then it hit me. I’M OFFICIALLY OLD!
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